We Ain't Buying Your Bullshit Metal Yard Sign 23 to 28 Inches Tall

We Ain't Buying Your Bullshit Metal Yard Sign 23 to 28 Inches Tall

$46.00

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Shipping to United States: Free



No Soliciting. No Trespassing.
Sometimes we need to be more clear. We Ain't Buying Your Bullshit stakes are large enough to stand out on their own in your landscape. They also fit into planters if you'd prefer the sign on your patio.

Your new yard stake is available in two sizes.
Medium 11.5x7.25" face, 23" overall
Large 15x9" face, 28" overall, upgraded kicker for support
***Scroll through photos for size comparisons.***

The face of the stake is cut from steel about as thick as a nickel. Naturally rusted signs have been pre-soaked to begin the rusting process. The patina will only improve with age! Stakes are now also available in a durable, powder coated finish. Safe in all weather!

Please note that the naturally rusted option is made of naturally rusted steel. Irregular colors are to be expected, and with time outdoors the entire item will turn a golden rusty brown. Rusted steel can stain fabrics and leave residue on your hands. Please be aware that the item may have sharp edges. Gardening gloves are recommended. This item is not intended as an indoor product.

Looking for a more specific message? Click here for a customized sign: https://www.etsy.com/listing/552044588/metal-pet-memorial-sign-memorial-garden?ref=listings_manager_table

All of our products are 100% made in United States of America and made to last!

Shipping from United States

Processing time

1 business day

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns, exchanges, and cancellations

Just contact me within: 5 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 14 days of delivery

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
  • Items on sale
  • Conditions of return

    Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

    Questions about your order?

    Please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Custom and personalized orders

    Please contact us if you'd like to personalize one of our non-custom items.
    If you're ordering a custom piece like an address sign please remember to include your personalization info in the area to "leave a note" at checkout.

    Sizing details

    Sizes are listed in the description. If we've missed sizing information please contact us, so that we can correct our mistake! Thank you.

    Care instructions

    Rusted Items:
    No special care is needed! Rinse with water if dirty. Rusted items are safe in all weather. No need to bring them in for the winter.
    Powder Coated Items:
    Powder Coat is a very durable finish. Safe in all weather. If needed it can be washed with soap and water. Do not use an abrasive pad.
    Custom Automotive Paint:
    Treat this finish just like your car. After 6 months of drying time it can even be polished or waxed. Safe outdoors in any weather. Will not fade or peel like spray paint. If needed our painted signs can be washed with soap and water using a soft cloth. Do not use an abrasive pad.

    Gift wrapping and packaging

    We do not offer gift wrap due to the size of our items. Gift wrap will not survive the shipping process in an attractive manner.

    Can I send this item as a gift?

    Yes, you can ship items directly to a gift recipient.
    Please be sure to enter their address correctly during checkout for a seamless transaction.

    Will the price be displayed if I send this item as a gift?

    You can select to ship the item as a gift. A packing slip will be printed with your item, but it will not include any pricing information.

    Can I send a gift note or a card with the order?

    We do not offer hand-written notes or cards at this time. You can enter a gift message to your gift recipient during checkout. This message will be printed on the packing slip which also does not include any pricing information.

    Custom and personalized orders

    During checkout you'll have a chance to type a note. Please enter text exactly as you would like it to appear on your customized items.

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